Lou Dartanner wrote:

Dear Folks,

If you weren't able to get your flu shots this year, it's not too late!

That's no way to get their attention. Try this:

I will seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love, *The Flu*

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!