Lou Dartanner wrote:
Dear Folks,
If you weren't able to get your flu shots this year, it's not too late!
That's no way to get their attention. Try this:
I will seek and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love, *The Flu*
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!