if im not the intended recipient will i have to go to the "cooler" and do nothing but common core fraction home work? Not even a physicist can can figure those problems out.
On Sunday, October 25, 2015, Jay Hennigan <jay@west.net> wrote:
On 10/25/15 12:07 PM, Al Soenke wrote:
Test
Well, it seems to have worked. However, my crystal ball isn't functioning that well today, so I can't be certain if i am "the intended recipient" as specified below as I'm unable to read the sender's mind. Please cite the "applicable state and federal law" that prohibits "any review, dissemination, distribution or duplication of this communication and its attachments". Seeing as it was sent to a mailing list, there are likely several intended recipients. Furthermore, destroying the electrons within all copies of the original message and attachments as ordered below is likely somewhat beyond my capabilities and could have unfortunate complications should I succeed. Who comes up with this meaningless and unenforceable boilerplate gobbledygook? And what system admin in their right mind would actually force its use? My disclaimers follow yours. Good luck with that. :-)
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CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This is a transmission from the Santa Barbara
Unified School District and may contain privileged and confidential
information. It, and any attachments, are intended only for the
addressee(s) . If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby
notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or duplication of
this communication and its attachments is strictly prohibited by
applicable state and federal law. If you are not the intended recipient,
please contact the sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the
original message and attachments.
NOTICE: This communication may contain confidential and/or privileged
information. If you are not the intended recipient or believe that you
have received this communication in error you are obligated to kill
yourself and anyone else who may have read it, not necessarily in that
order. So there. My disclaimer is scarier than yours. Nyaah. You
started this silly nonsense. Knock it off and I will too, ok? It's
worthless from a legal standpoint and is responsible for the needless
suffering of billions of innocent electrons. Nobody reads it anyway.
You're not actually reading this, are you? I didn't think so.
NOTICE:
By sending email to any of my addresses you are agreeing that:
1. I am by definition, "the intended recipient".
2. All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on newsgroups, forums, and mailing lists.
3. I may take the contents as representing the views of your company.
4. This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message.
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